Curse

Witchblade · Oct 09, 2005, 12:08 AM // 00:08

Yeah i m speachless.. i have no speach ..duh

kg_lildude1 · Oct 09, 2005, 12:12 AM // 00:12

lol heres one you HAVE to laugh at

A guy is hanging out in his favorite bar when he spots a
fabulous babe walking in on the arm of some ugly dude. He asks
the bartender about her and is surprised to discover that she's
a prostitute. He watches her the rest of the night, amazed that
someone so attractive could be available to him. The next night
he goes back to the bar, and sure enough she shows up again,
only this time alone. The guy gets up his nerve and approaches
her.

"Is it true you're a prostitute?"

"Why, sure, big boy. What can I do for you?"

"Well, I dunno. What do you charge?"

"I get $100 just for a hand job. We can negotiate from there..."

"$100!?! For a handjob? Are you nuts?"

"You see that Ferrari out there?" The guy looks out the front
door, and sure enough there's a shiny new Ferrari parked
outside. "I paid cash for that Ferrari with the money I made on
hand jobs. Trust me, it's worth it."

The guy mulls it over for a while, and decides what the hell. He
leaves with her, and gets the most unbelievable experience he's
ever had. This hand job was better than any complete sexual
experience in his miserable life. The next night he's back at
the bar, waiting eagerly for her to show up. When she does, he
immediately approaches her.

"Last night was incredible!"

"Of course it was. Just wait til you try one of my blow jobs..."

"How much is that?"

"$500"

"$500!?! C'mon, that's ridiculous!"

"You see that apartment building across the street?" The guy
looks out front at a 12 story apartment building. "I paid cash
for that building with the money I made on blow jobs. Trust me,
it's worth it."

Based on the night before, the guy decides to go for it. He
leaves with her, and once again is not disappointed. He nearly
faints - twice. The next night he can hardly contain himself
until she shows up.

"I'm hooked, you're the best! Tell me, what'll it cost me for
some pussy?"

She motions for him to follow her outside. She points down the
street, here between the buildings he can see Manhattan. "You
see that island?"

"Aw, c'mon! You can't mean that!"

She nods her head. "You bet. If I had a pussy, I'd own
Manhattan!"

KvanCetre · Oct 09, 2005, 12:12 AM // 00:12

Don't you have a real life to get back to? You know...friends... girls....

kg_lildude1 · Oct 09, 2005, 12:13 AM // 00:13

my real life doesnt start for another 7 hours -_-

Witchblade · Oct 09, 2005, 12:14 AM // 00:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by kg_lildude1

my real life doesnt start for another 7 hours -_-

It never started

KvanCetre · Oct 09, 2005, 12:15 AM // 00:15

Although these forums and the game are pretty much dead between 7 and 3, its so much nicer

Witchblade · Oct 09, 2005, 12:17 AM // 00:17

Full of lildude, though

KvanCetre · Oct 09, 2005, 12:18 AM // 00:18

So we're in agreement on my point

Witchblade · Oct 09, 2005, 12:19 AM // 00:19

He is nice, even nicer when offline

muhaha

KvanCetre · Oct 09, 2005, 12:19 AM // 00:19

I've never seen someone change their avatar every hour...

What I fail to understand is why he posts here instead of actually playing

kg_lildude1 · Oct 09, 2005, 12:21 AM // 00:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by KvanCetre

I've never seen someone change their avatar every hour...

What I fail to understand is why he posts here instead of actually playing

i cant play on this computer b/c of a lacking of a good video card

Witchblade · Oct 09, 2005, 12:23 AM // 00:23

He 's playing

"How long before i m kicked from the place"

Oh man, he is so good at this

KvanCetre · Oct 09, 2005, 12:25 AM // 00:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by kg_lildude1

i cant play on this computer b/c of a lacking of a good video card

Video cards that can run GW only cost 20 dollars.

kg_lildude1 · Oct 09, 2005, 12:26 AM // 00:26

i have a computer with good enough vid card, but cant use it atm, sides, im on a laptop, and pvping on a laptop aint pretty :\

sino-soviet · Oct 09, 2005, 12:29 AM // 00:29

Oh dear. It is literally 500 posts in two days. Your post count was at 560 two days ago. Make one somewhat thought provoking post if you are going to spam these forums.

PieXags · Oct 09, 2005, 12:30 AM // 00:30

Holy shit.

I was reading his posts on the previous page, I go over to this page, read Witchblades post about him playing the game of him getting kicked, and I look at his name only to find he's been banned.

Hahah...great timing on that ban.

Witchblade · Oct 09, 2005, 12:33 AM // 00:33

Well i should be careful

was spamming a lot cauz of him :/

Back to serious stuff now

battousaislayer1 · Oct 09, 2005, 12:47 AM // 00:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by PieXags

Holy shit.

I was reading his posts on the previous page, I go over to this page, read Witchblades post about him playing the game of him getting kicked, and I look at his name only to find he's been banned.

Hahah...great timing on that ban.

what happened to him?

Witchblade · Oct 09, 2005, 12:53 AM // 00:53

aha very funny

battousaislayer1 · Oct 09, 2005, 12:54 AM // 00:54

???????